Why You Should Never Vaccinate Yourself

Hi There.

I am a middle-aged suburban mother with a college degree that doesn’t have anything to do with science. Yet, I’m still going to choose not to listen to doctors and scientists and spread very factual information to the world. Of course, I have done extensive research into vaccines, such as rigorously scouring Google for 15 minutes. I have also learned more about vaccines’ harmful effects from an extremely credible, reputable, and top-notch website: Facebook. 

The Voice of Truth (My hero)

First of all, I read about one notably reliable study by Andrew Wakefield, a surgeon with a revoked medical license(I think this happened because people were too scared to accept the truth) on the connection between autism and vaccines. It’s evident that just because these two variables are correlated, we can directly conclude that vaccines cause autism. Even though there is so much evidence that disproves this fact, we should consider this sole stellar study disproportionately greater.

 

Plus, I don’t want my children to be weak; I want them to have to fight for their success, just like our ancestors did. They should be able to beat a fragile virus, such as measles, through their sheer will and my excellent homemade remedies. I refuse to give my money to Big Pharma companies that exist solely to con the common man out of their hard-earned money for stuff that I can easily cure at home with vitamins and essential oils. 

My practical arsenal against any disease

Wake up, Sheeple. Don’t let Big Pharma or Big Brother inject toxins into our bodies.